Happy Birthday Mrs. Duplicity.
Sha'Ron' C ♥️Mr. Duplicity💋
✨ Crediting ✨Sharon Marie Cou lier ✨aka Mary Jane aka 'Ron'C aka The Share Bear
Question : Who is Mister Duplicity ?
Answer : <-----------
Questions : Who What When Where Why and Howe ?
Answers: You Oughta Know
The JLP was written as a comedy album. It evolved into overly tragic prostitution ring
Head Over Feet ( Silly Old Bear)
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Celebrating 30 years since it was written.
As Sharon was the blue pen
Sharon Coulier is Mr. Duplicity
Neither Alanis or Shar's bro were present to know the hot potato answer where we wrote an entire album in an afternoon based upon an Ironic wedding day picture. Intervention, Birthday Party, and Wake combined. Life has a funny way of helping you out when dating Shar and AlaMo again
Sharon sent out a proclamation she was "Officially Dying and Holding Tryouts" which began a month long series of events
backtracking to four people in a picture. taken in the autumn of '92'
Continental Soldiers
" The Picture " had the bookend guys casting downward glances.
Their tuxedos gave the illusion of a Civil War re-enactment.
AlaMo and Shar opted to bend over when " The Picture " was taken. They had the wet poodle look . Stellar & Stunning
Sharon said she would stare at " The Picture " each day and say
" If only I could go back in time , that would change everything " We established that particular picture tells a story and that was our album cover. Their stories created the songs.
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When Sharon & I decided to write an album for Alanis and then give it to her as an inherited gift based solely upon deeply held spiritual beliefs.We both never could have ever predicted
that we would become perpetual inquiries of our own songs that we penned and then a career defining mystique by ALANIS
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Jagged Little Pill was a Hail Mary effort to prevent Sharon from starting chemo the next day. We wrote most of the lyrics and song titles on the birthday drink napkins Shar gave me for my 27th birthday. The " still missing " Holy Grail of Tragic-Comedy. started out as The Intervention Album Masterpiece.
Asking Sharon to be my Guardian Angel was the game changer.
Our Bible discussion on Solomons hundreds of wives and concubines led to us purposely writing an album to see how many lesbians we could get Alanis to create. Who doesn't like lesbians ?
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When Alanis was phoned in for creative input'she changed the day and Sharon's outlook on a dire situation. Alanis audio recorded her audition tryouts and wrote what we told her. As it turns out, Shar passed on six months later and Alanis went on to forget about us. Except for intermittent taunting. Sharon went from Singin In the Rain to Singing From the Grave. The album was a vehicle using Stairway to Heaven interpretation.
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Objectifying Sharon in a hospital bed and coffin in her Reasons I Drink videos was a unfortunate low in our " blind date" / "ghost writer" relationships. Shar doesn't even get credit for being the token coffin of the pandemic ? The February 2020 release date was 27 years later. Her Ironic Day
Attempts to contact the singer over the years is a lesson in futility. When I asked Sharon what her dying wish was, she said she wanted Alanis to be successful in the music industry. She got her wish but never got any credit as being the source of empowerment. Why ? " Dying American woman co- writes album with Canadian songstress to help her get laid " . International relations using diplomacy.
The timing of the video to usher in the lockdown world of pandemic coupled with the excessive loss of close friends, neighbors, and relatives led me to decipher that Alanis is the ringleader of a sadistic homocentric culture club , To undo the curse , I do not want her to continue to possess of any of our
intellectual property. In essence, she is now in the process of being " un-dumped ". Simply explained : Sharon has always been the good angel ; Alanis is more like the badd angel. Good angel has always had a great sense of humor too.
Ironic is the evolving conspiracy theory of planned events
and clear signs of consequences as a result from transgressing.
There's been an uptick in worldwide dystrophy since her revenge fantasy (vendetta) lessons. Sewing the seeds of discontent appears as a family affair. The donut guy is the brother and Alanis would not pull her stunt videos without his approval or knowledge. If not , she's even a bigger Bozo . She's definitely in a shaky marriage as her husband didn't get a chair.Wonder what the kids were told about her episodes ? Home school extra credit.
Alanis has been asked to return our mementos for years. She won't It seems like the only legacy Alanis cares about is hers.
Look closely at the little JOE bubble in the 2nd Reasons I Drink video. And then the making of video as a topper ? Coke driven mania. Or Pepsi ? She spent time & money to image & likeness her intended targets.
She was never dumped, per se. She dumped herself. We helped drive the nails ; now is the time to extract ourselves from the time warp vacuum. Thirty years is the era of Vesta virgins on a journey. Right Through You. Waiting for the singer to acknowledge Shar ever existed is challenging. She was workable when she was a Canadian Catholic hockey chick. Ready to take on the world is an understatement.
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Now Alanis can explain all about Sharon and the entire Mr. Duplicity secret. You Oughta Know was never intended as a song about being derided by Alanis for almost three decades. Her " Mr. Duplicity" is found in her February 28, 1993 journals and our recorded tryout audio. With that song, we did infer it was a name we gave to her three speed vibrator. On. off , and get off. Refer to desert scene orgasm in video. The voice that cries out in the wilderness. Two D battery electricity
Behind every word is prescribed duality producing a punch line.
Nails on a chalkboard ; nails in the coffin The theatre is radio. Theatre of the mind. Older version of Sharon \ Shar as when you die the age clock stops. Religion and sex mixed together produces agony and ecstasy results. The slap in the face was Shar's reply to Alanis being a bigger drama queen.
The mess was the written lyrics left on the coffee table reinventing Alanis. The album is filled with one liner coded messages . Word chess
Sharon did the arrangement of the napkins like playing solitaire. She purposely started writing bigger so I was forced to write jagged and little. Then she cut me off so I could sing and dance like her when not dealing with the inbound Alanis is calling again minute skits. AlaMo was delightful and insightful with her child eggshell mind. Shar made sure that " In order for this to work out, no one needs to know "
Shar relegated the guys into the basement and forced them to watch the hockey game. Pat came up and grabbed a napkin and blew his nose into it and said:" The fire trucks are coming up around the bend " She sent him home later on where he had his own Kleenex. Sharon and Pat were the soulmates; I was there for immortal / immoral support. Messengers have messages; Ruffles have ridges.
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You Learn is Turn Turn Turn from Ecclesiastes 3 / December 26th
Ironic is Nobody Home / little black book . Shar's car
Mary Jane is Tammy Faye ( Bakker and her D fur dog)
Perfect uses I am the Walrus Three Faces of Eve
Right Through You is my Scarface relationship with Shar at our nightclub.
Not The Doctor was lifted from Simpsons 4:13 / Lizard Queen
Wake Up ( Serenade ) was Sharon drama dying from " conference " laughter
" Elizabeth. I'm coming to join you " Honey.
AlaMo was having a personality crisis at the time so we decided to determine how many personalities she had. Shar was having comedy visions created by her conditions. She was determined to burn the candles at both ends.
Our main characters were Bette Midler Denis Leary Jimi Hendrix
and the cross eyed Pooh bear
Watch the 1993 NHL All Star National Anthems That's when Shar called me in for additional guidance She was absolutely beyond spiritually livid with the singer. We had people on the inside to gauge the next steps. Heartache and heartbreak are two key components to songwriting.
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Shar's minute of silence was Tomb of the Unknowns / Low Spark..
She timed out the skits with a stop watch to keep the pace
Each call was a changing of the lines like hockey
When you're on the ice you'll get checked into the boards
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The JLP was based upon all the
Cat Stevens Greatest Hits songs I sang to Shar and Alanis.
Twelve songs 12 months printed lyrics
Bible - Torah - Quran - Code 19
Rush Complete space chords
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Is " Your House " in order ? The last song we
all sang together based upon Seven Bridges Road.
The title of the poem Alanis wrote about looking in
the mirror once the torch was passed is
"Have I Told You That I Love You Today ?"
We stacked Sharon's med bottles on the table into a little RenCen
It was the pill she extracted from her blue jean purse that produced Side Two
Jagged Little Pill is a combination of
my alibi, Shar's cause of death , and the attitude of Alanis
I thought Alanis was Carly Simons daughter thus making
Alanis " Jaggers Little Spill ". And Tigger too...
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Alanis is a phenomenal performer because Sharon
spent the rest of her life teaching Alanis to sing like she did .
Head Over Feet is a duet written in a hospital
(No Woman No Cry chords) and nowhere
did Sharon ever get any credit ???
That sounds like her background voice in All I Really Want
The best listener you've never met
Only the greatest singers can produce cutis anserina
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That was audacious of Alanis to borrow Sharon's angel tear.
We wrote Jagged Little Pill at Dave's house in St. Claire Shores.
We got permission. That's where "Forgiven " came from..
The phone call that changed everything was a knock knock joke.
Even the talking bird helped us with some of the lyrics.
Pat taught it how to swear.
The snake on the back cover is a telephone line exchanging rings.
The helping hands are actually seen as an X ray signature
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So if this Sharon gal ( that no one besides Dave mentions) is so great, why is her performances
not on the Internet as she is the de facto Morissette mentor and album figurehead ?
The conspiracy theory is Alanis borrowed materials for study and when she and Dave
went separate ways, she decided in her best interest to not return them.
Possession is nine tenths of the bra.
Especially the video of Sharon singing
at the Statue of Liberty in July 1986 or the volumes of
her Star of The Superstars night club catalogue ?
It would seem Alanis can search her Jagged sizeable archive
and maybe say : " This is the person who believed in me
and helped resurrect my career at the right time " No way.
She'd be recriminating herself. Cliff noted:
Loudmouth immigrant virgin latches onto superstar Sharon,
mimics her act, drains her of all her remaining theatrical ideas,
raids her archives, and then buries her legacy in time. Moves out
west to begin a new future based upon someone elses
successful past. And makes sure every reference to her
mystery peoples are derogatory and belittling in order to
cater to her pedophile industry. Changes religion to negate
any vow, covenant , pact, understanding, contract, or word.
Projecting fame by deflecting blame. EIEIO
Sharon's stage presence would make Alanis feel less significant.
A singers singer
Always the missing link in the music food chain.
And the actual punch line of her own comedy album.
Alanis is suppressing the punchlines as misery is her forte.
Sharon lived in a spotlight until Alanis invoked her deviations.
Any negativity that affects that Treadway woman is Kifarah .
She dishes it out but frets over taking it.
Look what happened after "Olive Branch " ?
And the Carly thing ?
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But how was youthful Alanis devastated ? Shar commanded me to
read her her week old diagnosis she had me memorize after
we finished writing our songs:
"Unless the patient agrees to immediate chemotherapy
or other extra ordinary methods are applied
the patient is set to expire within three to five weeks"
The focus was on making "extra ordinary" become extraordinary.
Sharon picked up on what was behind Door Number Two
At first we discussed voodoo but didn't have a live chicken.
Never decided if a bucket of KFC crispy is sort of like that.
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At least Sharon's real face is on the Internet now.
It's from the day she decided to wake up and write a concept album with Alanis
She picked out the picture frames from the VHS - at the time- because of her following eyes
How many known albums were written with and by a Guardian Angel ? Alanis oughta know .
She took home Grammys exactly 3 years to the day later
and from the singer we suffer a lifetime supply of glengasms.
Produced our masterpiece without our names ?
Without credit, there's no validation nor vindication.
Smooth move award. Best friend with benefits = lip service
Sharon was high energy healthy before Alanis entered " The Picture ".
She did say she'd "do anything" to get into the United States. Huh ?
There is such a thing as a mountain from a molehill
but time does not heal any intentional wound , tattoo, or scar
The entire objective of writing the album was to leave something behind.
Alanis has not ever spoken Sharon's name Never Not Once Ever
The theory is Alanis became the resurrection of Sharon just like
Prince was the spitting image of Hendrix. Duplicity
Sharon was a kind, caring, loving , and giving person
so hearing the singer badmouth her and / or us on gay friends tv then
pimp out the songs to the travelling stage interpretation
shows menopause creates fictitious illusions of a past reality.
In soap operas : Men cheat ; women have affairs.
One of the many promises made to Shar in our final farewell skit
was if anyone gets it wrong to set the record straight.
So when we hear the singer champion words like " vulnerable" and "rape",
the Spirit of Sharon voice would reply:
"Hey lady, when you look into your mirrors, you have no room to talk.
What am I ; Eleanor Rigby?
You need to start being funny more often.
Do your ears hang low ? ":
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Sharon Coulier is Mr. Duplicity
Always an angel
Sharon IS the Jagged Littie Pill
You Oughta Know is Sharons song written in a stare way.
Going back in time changes everything in Alanisville.
The original title of the JLP
based upon " The Picture " was
" Blow Job Lips "
Ironic is passing on the same date as Jimi did